The Writing Center endeavors to have its tutors engage in as many writing styles possible. This piece is by Kathryn Shepherd and there's more than a bit of sarcasm in this one:
Congrats, newly minted librarian! Now that you’ve been hired, your newly earned master's degree can be put to use as you begin your job as a professional “shh”-er. This will be a time of great self-reflection that will let your true colors shine through. Being strict and scary may be the stereotype, but why stray from the norm. This guide will bring you above and beyond the stereotype to your ultimate mortifying potential. With a bit of a stretch, this can apply to any job that requires working with people. You can be the worst version of yourself with my How to Be an Awful Librarian* DVD series. For those of you who prefer books, get over yourself. Ten essentials, just to help you along the way:
Now you can do your job and make sure no one ever wants to come to the library ever again! So order my How to be an Awful Librarian series now, and get a jar to hold your soul in 100% free because you won’t need that anymore. *Only $5 plus shipping and handling because, with your salary, that’s all you can afford.
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